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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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