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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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