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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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