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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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