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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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