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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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