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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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