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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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