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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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