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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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