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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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