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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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