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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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