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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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