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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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