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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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