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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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