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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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