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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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