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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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