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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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