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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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