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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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