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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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