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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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