Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.