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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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