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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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