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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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