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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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