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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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