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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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