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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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