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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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