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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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