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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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