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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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