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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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