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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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