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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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