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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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