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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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