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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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