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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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