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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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