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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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