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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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