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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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