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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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