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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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