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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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