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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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