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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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